Sunday, January 2, 2011

Joe Lake's Novel

Fear Of The Dark (a novel by Joe Lake)

So far: Robert and Julie are stalked by someone wearing a mask. They find it to be a blonde woman who runs away. They go back to their Winnebago on Cooee’s beach, where someone is pushing at the van. Robert takes the shotgun but trips and falls backwards and becomes unconscious. The police come, the gun goes off accidentally. An ambulance takes him to the hospital. Julie follows them on the Winnebago’s little scooter. At the hospital they’ve never heard of Robert and when she gets back to the beach, the Winnebago is gone. She calls 000.

“Hello, emergency? Could I have the police?” She is told that there has been no emergency in the last few hours.

She puts the mobile back into her handbag. She sits on the scooter which is on its stand. She has the engine running and the headlights shine onto the ever rolling waves into the night, illuminating the white crests.

It was now 10 o’clock. There were two other caravans parked on the spot - with the lights off and another Winnebago, similar to theirs which also was not showing any lights. It was spring in Tasmania. It gets dark early. She’d have to ask the police to question the people in these two vans. She didn’t have the strength herself. She was still shaking. Her mind was spinning round and round.

She pushed the two-wheeled scooter off its stand and drove past the abattoir and all the way up along the dog-exercise beach, onto the Bass Highway and into town. She found Wilson St and the police station.

She parked the scooter and walked up the steps to the main entrance. There was no one behind what looked like a box-office window. A few minutes later a middle-aged policewoman appeared. “Yes?”

“I’m sorry to bother you, but something most peculiar has occurred and I’m not sure whether I am losing my mind.”

“You’d like to lodge a complaint?”

“Yes - No! I don’t know.”

“Just tell me. I’ll take a statement.”

“Yes, well, the situation is this: My husband and I were parked on Cooee beach in our Winnebago. We’re from Sydney originally. Then we confronted a stalker in the park...”

“A stalker?”

“Yes, no, a woman wearing a mask. I think she was not, how do you say, the full quid? She ran away. Then, later in the motor home, there was someone outside and Robert, my husband, got his shotgun - he has a licence - which went off and he fell backwards and hurt his head and I called the police and ambulance. They came. The gun may have gone off after he fell. I can’t remember. They took him to the hospital and I went after them with the van’s scooter. When I got to the hospital he

wasn’t there. I went back to the Winnebago and it was gone. Now I’m here. There were two policemen attending the accident. Could I speak to them?”

“No one left the station this evening. What was your name again?”

(to be continued)

Joe Lake

A Muon Moment

Muon particles, in quantum instants,

Are properties of a magnetic force

Where protons driven by their constants

Are shot through nickel targets to endorse

The pions into muons that decay

And as these magnets on their axis spin

The particles pop out to boost display

From vacuum into the magnetic ring.

The muon’s turn seeks change by 12 degrees,

To become electrons when they must decay

Into anti-neutrinos, then to cease

Which then appears as moments of delay.

As long as we shoot protons into gold,

The life of muons never shall grow old.

© Joe Lake


(From Scientific Sonnets to be published 2011)

Joe Lake's Opinion

Michael rang to tell me that Russell Jarvis had died. I have fond memories of Russell. Judy and I came to Tasmania in 1988. In around 1992 I joined the Burnie Little Theatre and we produced, with Russell as president, Seduced, Henry Hellyer and some one-act plays. We have recordings of these and with this, Russell made himself immortal, for me. He played the villain in Seduced, a melodrama, and Lieutenant Barnard in Henry Hellyer to great effect. We were friends in the purest way. We would argue but it always turned out well for both of us. Russell also shared with me The Writer’s Hour on Coastal FM radio for nearly 10 years. He was an eccentric. He will be remembered for his philanthropy, his generosity. A few weeks ago he asked me to perform a Joe Lake special at Stage Door. I said that I could give him a short rendition of one of my poems. Maybe I should have tried harder. Overall, forgetting about short-comings, he, if anyone ever, was or will be, is in Heaven because he had a good heart at the bottom of it all. Rest in peace, Russell. The angels sing your eulogy.

My View with Michael Garrad

This is her song -

My name is Barbara and they watch and wait every day. All of them. They watch if the pills work, watch if the pills do too much, watch if I take too much.

It’s like being under the bare light on Death Row. They monitor my every move, their eyes strain for every sleight of hand. They don’t give me room to breathe!

Will I swallow more than the dose? Will I horde quietly as they glance away, as a squirrel would prepare for winter? Then, on one fine day, in the calm, I consume the larder of oblivion?

Do these people really care about me or are they being selfish? Are they thinking how my death will affect them? What will they do without me? Can they survive? Are they dependent on me? Do they need me for their own survival?

Am I a study case for curious doctors? Do they seek to gauge just how many drugs the body can absorb, perhaps write a paper about it and become famous?

Is that it? Am I the guinea pig?

I am a person. I am a woman. I am a human being! I am me!

This is my end and the end which is the beginning.

They rule my life with these concoctions which I love and hate, which I crave and which I loathe. Too much and too little is this, my living hell!

I have succumbed to the smooth roll of biro on prescription pad and they have found it all too easy to send me away loaded with a time bomb. Just keep taking the tablets, more and more until a week blurs into one day (or is it one day into a week?) until I can only eat and breathe, and exist.

I am safe in the darkened room, quiet except for the low murmur of the television, the stirring of the ever-loyal cat who sits at my feet, snug, oblivious to my agony.

Does anyone out there have an answer? No, the waiting goes on.

Watching, watching, watching!

I pray for the sun to shine on a grey day, when they can be right, when they can say we have done all we can, not a cure but as much as can be hoped for in the circumstances. They have stepped over the line, invaded my mind, intruded into that part of me that is the essential of me. I am a product of what they have created - the prescription that is the beginning and the end of me.

My name is Barbara and I am a woman who lives in the shadow room.

This is my song and it has only just begun.

My View with Michael Garrad

This is her song -

My name is Barbara and they watch and wait every day. All of them. They watch if the pills work, watch if the pills do too much, watch if I take too much.

It’s like being under the bare light on Death Row. They monitor my every move, their eyes strain for every sleight of hand. They don’t give me room to breathe!

Will I swallow more than the dose? Will I horde quietly as they glance away, as a squirrel would prepare for winter? Then, on one fine day, in the calm, I consume the larder of oblivion?

Do these people really care about me or are they being selfish? Are they thinking how my death will affect them? What will they do without me? Can they survive? Are they dependent on me? Do they need me for their own survival?

Am I a study case for curious doctors? Do they seek to gauge just how many drugs the body can absorb, perhaps write a paper about it and become famous?

Is that it? Am I the guinea pig?

I am a person. I am a woman. I am a human being! I am me!

This is my end and the end which is the beginning.

They rule my life with these concoctions which I love and hate, which I crave and which I loathe. Too much and too little is this, my living hell!

I have succumbed to the smooth roll of biro on prescription pad and they have found it all too easy to send me away loaded with a time bomb. Just keep taking the tablets, more and more until a week blurs into one day (or is it one day into a week?) until I can only eat and breathe, and exist.

I am safe in the darkened room, quiet except for the low murmur of the television, the stirring of the ever-loyal cat who sits at my feet, snug, oblivious to my agony.

Does anyone out there have an answer? No, the waiting goes on.

Watching, watching, watching!

I pray for the sun to shine on a grey day, when they can be right, when they can say we have done all we can, not a cure but as much as can be hoped for in the circumstances. They have stepped over the line, invaded my mind, intruded into that part of me that is the essential of me. I am a product of what they have created - the prescription that is the beginning and the end of me.

My name is Barbara and I am a woman who lives in the shadow room.

This is my song and it has only just begun.

Simple Rhythm, Michael Garrad

Simple Rhythm

One final time, I took the journey

through quiet streets of suburban Burnie,

Went upmarket, went uptown,

Reflective - no, was feeling down,

Café windows dark and blank,

Memories clear in cloud and dank,

Silent, Stage Door epitaph,

Not a sound, a whisper, nor a laugh,

Where once they gathered in the crowd,

Now the hushing roars, aloud!

Uptown, upmarket, Upper Burnie,

’Tis the end of a tortuous journey.

© Michael Garrad December 2010

(For days round The Table, Russ)

Death, Vi Woodhouse

Death

Death! Death! And more Death!

Road carnage, fire and suicide,

The hungry maw of the sea!

No catalysts for poesy.

Not for me, catastrophe.

I shouldn't write at all!

Had I a head less full of tragedy,

I’d pen something frivolous,

Even mad or scurrilous,

But gloom and doom won’t go away.

I shouldn’t write at all!

If I could rid my mind of tragedy,

I’d write some Ha Ha Ha! Hee Hee Hee!

So every one might laugh with me.

As no other theme comes easily,

I shouldn’t write at all!

Yet, how else can I express my thoughts,

And clear morbidity from my soul?

The answer lies in poetry,

A subtle kind of therapy.

Look now! I’m writing after all!

© Vi Woodhouse

(First published in gazette January 2005)